On Monday, I started a job.
And not just any job, my friends, but a bonafide Corporate Soul-Sucking JobTM. One that makes me miss the halcyon days when I wrote for the school newspaper about television, spent hours debating the finer points of Pavement, railed about the exact ways in which High School Musical would destroy society.
But in the words of Chris Kelty, “Oh fuck, the Internet is here.”
Yes, the Internet is here. For me.
So welcome to the blog. Please enjoy.